Aug. 2nd, 2010

It's Shark Week, everybody! 23 seasons of sharks and it's more popular than ever. That's because sharks are awesome. Who doesn't love watching giant carnivorous creatures of the deep tearing other creatures of the deep apart? It's good blood-soaked fun for the whole family!

And it keeps my mind off the ridiculous fucking American Idol judge-casting drama. Who the hell cares who judges that shit, anyway? It is not a life-or-death situation, people; you will be able to live a normal life no matter who ends up "judging" on Idol. I promise.